Which Bedlamite Are You?

So, you want to know which Bedlamite you are? Answer the questions below to find out! Make sure to keep track of which letter options you choose. (For the options with two letters next to them, count both.)

A -- Which color palette appeals most to you?

• A, J. -- Daisy pink, sky blue, and sunflower yellow

• B, F. -- Royal blue, silver chrome, and matte black

• C, G. - Burnt orange, rust red, and deep brown

• D, I. -- Lipstick red, hot pink, and bright white

• E. -- Bright purple, lemon yellow, and leaf green

• H. -- Snow white, wood brown, and dark grey

2 -- When somebody says something that offends you, you:

• A. -- Prank them to get revenge

• B. -- Cry and mope about it

• C. -- Are too dumb to notice it

• D. -- Fight them over it

• E. -- Try to come up with a witty comeback but end up making yourself look even more stupid

• F. -- Sigh resignedly

• G. -- Growl and sulk

• H. -- Shrug it off

• I. -- Maintain your painfully optimistic attitude

• J. -- Scold them with much verbosity

3 -- It's lunch time! Which food do you pick?

• A.  -- A sack of peanuts

• B.  -- A blueberry muffin

• C, D.  Something tropical and refreshing, like a smoothie or fruit salad.

• E.  -- Pasta or pizza. Italian food forever!

• F.   -- Nothing, just a glass of milk

• G, H.  A steak, hamburger, or something else with lots of protein

• I.   -- Something sweet, like ice cream or pie. You gotta live a little!

• J.  -- A healthy meal with at least two cups of vegetables, some fruit, and half a cup of nuts or grains

4 -- Which of these hobbies would you choose?

• A.  -- Speech and debate

• B.  -- Robotics or computing

• C.  -- Gymnastics and contortion

• D.  -- Playing video games or watching movies

• E.  -- Painting, sculpting, or interior design

• F.   -- Taking naps

• G.  -- Tinkering, whittling, and DIY

• H.  -- Running, lifting weights, and working out

• I.   -- Hanging out with people

• J.  -- Reading or writing

5 -- How does your typical morning look?

• A.  -- I wake up early, shower, grab a quick breakfast, and head straight to the office

• B.  -- I wake up whenever I want, do a full self-care routine, and pamper myself with my favorite breakfast. It doesn't matter when I show up to work--my bosses can't afford to fire me.

• C.  -- I stay in bed 'til lunch time. I do most of my work there anyway, and I have snacks on the side table.

• D.  -- I get up at the crack of dawn, yell to wake up everyone else in the house, then start fixing breakfast for the lazy bums.

• E.  -- I have an alarm set, but I always sleep through it and end up oversleeping, then falling all over myself in the mornings trying to get where I need to be.

• F.   -- I sleep 'til noon.

• G.  -- I wake up late and grouchy, and spend the morning fixing my bedhead and depressing myself with the news.

• H.  -- I wake up before the sun and do thirty minutes of stretching, then a five mile run. After that I have a hearty breakfast with lots of protein, then get started on my morning exercises. Weight-lifting comes after lunch.

• I.   -- I don't have any--what do you call those? Obligations?--so I get up whenever and spend my mornings painting and blowing bubbles.

• J.  -- I wake up with my alarm so I can do my morning meditation, have a cup of tea or coffee, and read a little before I have to be somewhere.

6 -- When you're stressed, you:

• A.  -- Do yoga and stretches to ground your body

• B.  -- Have a breakdown

• C.  -- Do something energetic and fun to take your mind off of it

• D, G.  -- Vent (usually by yelling and throwing things)

• E.  -- Wring your hands and pace anxiously

• F.   -- Take a nap

• H.  -- Work out or go for a run

• I.   -- Escape into a book

• J.  -- Breathe deeply and do some meditation

7 -- Which of these do you think is the greatest achievement?

• A.  -- Becoming a politician and winning an election

• B.  -- Making a great scientific discovery

• C.  -- Being insanely flexible, able to do crazy contortions and poses

• D.  -- Setting a world record

• E.  -- Becoming a performer with sold-out events and encores

• F.   -- Being a millionaire

• G.  -- Making an amazing creative masterpiece

• H.  -- Winning a sports medal or trophy

• I.   -- Finding the perfect romantic partner

• J.  -- Publishing a book

8 -- What's your favorite holiday?

• A.  -- Election day

• B.  -- World Science Day for Peace and Development

• C.  -- SUMMER

• D.  -- Your birthday

• E.  -- Whenever the circus, carnival, or fair comes to town

• F.   -- Labor day, or any time I get a long weekend

• G.  -- The Olympics, the Super Bowl, or another sporting event

• H.  -- None. Holidays are stupid

• I.   -- Valentine's Day

• J.  -- Easter

9 -- What scares you the most?

• A.  -- Loosing what matters to you

• B.  -- A specific number, color, place, etc. that you have a superstition about

• C.  -- The unknown

• D.  -- Not being in control of things

• E.  -- Failure

• F.   -- Financial insecurity

• G.  -- Embarrassment, being put on the spot

• H.  -- Nothing

• I.   -- Rejection and breakups

• J.  -- Bugs

10 -- What's one thing you couldn't bear to lose?

• A.  -- Your position or standing

• B.  -- Your intellect and knowledge

• C.  -- Your sense of humor

• D.  -- Your confidence

• E.  -- Everything you've built up and accumulated

• F.   -- Your money or financial security

• G.  -- Your talents, skills, and abilities

• H.  -- Your physique

• I.   -- The people you love

• J.  -- Your comfort and stability

Have you tallied up your answers? Great; now it's time to find out which Bedlamite you are!

If you chose mostly As, you are: BABY TINY

Cute and mischievous with a heart of gold, you are the extrovert that lights up the room with your charm (and a hint of sass). You're always in the middle of the things, and with all your charisma, you could be a celebrity! But when you need to relax, you prefer alone time with your favorite snacks, shows, and self-care routines.

If you chose mostly Bs, you are: BLUE BEAR

You are blessed-or maybe cursed-by being the smartest person in any room you walk into. You know everything there is to know about everything, and are very proud of it. You might be slightly paranoid, sort of self-conscious, and a little bit of a wimp, but your brains can get you out of any tough situation. As long as you don't faint or have a meltdown before you can think of a solution.

If you chose mostly Cs, you are: KOKO PASTA

Congratulations: you get the award for most smelliest, stupidest, and most lovable person in any given friend group. And you have a lot of those-mostly because you've barged into them without asking permission. Though you're academically and socially illiterate, you're also hilarious, and you have an odd set of skills, which may include acrobatics, stand-up comedy, or maybe something creative.

If you chose mostly Ds, you are: MARY

Extremely sassy, insanely competitive, and somewhat mysterious--that describes you to a T. You wear a shifting mask that can adapt to any situation, but at heart, you're a complex and intriguing personality. You love entertainment, and a good challenge, which is why video games are perfect for you. Though you might not look like it, you're extremely tough, coordinated, and always perform well, even when you have no idea what you're doing.

If you chose mostly Es, you are: PASTA

If ever there was a clown, it's you. For all of your success and charm, you're a hilariously ditsy and flighty person, and people often make fun of how disorganized and chaotic your life is, even though you make six figures. You're the host, the overachiever, and the last person to actually have a plan. You rely on your luck to carry you through, and though it doesn't come through for you all the time, you manage to retain your naturally upbeat personality anyway. (And those six figures really help with paying for your insanely extravagant hobbies.)

If you chose mostly Fs, you are: JOSIAH

Most people would call you "lazy", but you prefer the term "nonchalant". Nothing fazes you, simply because you don't really care. You do have a knack for numbers, bargaining, and winning people's trust, which is why you're more successful than all the Pastas in the world. But at your heart, you're still a big baby, and all you really want is your bottles, baths, and beauty rest. Fortunately, you're financially minded enough to fund all of that, plus a couple of yachts.

If you chose mostly Gs, you are: TRICKSTER

Tough as a tiger on the outside, soft as a kitten on the inside, and pretty ashamed about it-that's the way it's always been for you. You've built up quite the persona, but everyone you know sees right through it. So instead of thinking about how insecure you are, you prefer to focus on your hobbies, which are usually very crafty and hands-on. You've got the temperament of an artist, easy to frustrate but also easy to please. If anybody pushes your buttons, however, they'd better watch out.

If you chose mostly Hs, you are: WINDY

You're one of those rare people who was born with the perfect body but none of the cockiness that usually comes with your physique. You couldn't care less about how you look. You're too focused on keeping your life as proper and practical as possible in chaotic, temperamental world. Moving your body grounds you, and winning makes you feel good. But you're not competitive-probably because you don't know what it's like to lose.

If you chose mostly Is, you are: BABY BEAR

Your favorite word is awwwwww, your go-to snack is sweets, poetry is your best friend-basically, you live and breathe romance. To you, existence is a long and glorious path of sunshine, rainbows, flowers, and absolutely no obligations. You live to express your emotions, indulging in relationships with no foresight at all. After all, who cares about money or planning, since life is basically a party?

If you chose mostly Js, you are: BUNNY

There's always that one person who is everyone's parent, and in any given group, it's going to be you. Proper and scholarly to a fault, you always find yourself straightening people's clothing and correcting their grammar. Healthy living is the most important thing to you, and second most important is a good education. The world is a classroom, and you're always trying to help people gain knowledge and skills through every activity they engage in, which is extremely annoying to most.

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So, which Bedlamite are you? You think their description fits you pretty well? Which Bedlamite would your sibling or your friend be? Share the quiz with anyone you know who'd like a little Bedlam fun!